A clown comes in many shapes and colours. Some often occurring ones are:
Rainbow
Red
Tall
Small
Wriggly
Squiggly
Sparkly
Stretchy.
Clowns have evolved to be very effective communicators. Emotive facial features instantly tell the other clown what type of joke to pull on them. Large blue droplet shapes under the eyes and downturned lips say that they should be met with cruel physical pranks, such as a spray to the face from a flower or repeated honkings of the nose.¹ Upturned crescent moon eyes and upturned lips call for joint fun, often in the form of dancing, falling over, and running around in circles.²
Pathogenesis, self-reproduction, has been observed in species of lizard, starfish, and worm. However, as opposed to these animals, clowns are the only observed species that exclusively reproduce through pathogenesis. When a clown has reached maturity, and their nose has too, it falls off. A clown nose nearing ripeness will have some give to it, unlike the shiny, hard gumballs that decorate younger clown faces. A big, red, fully ripened nose will be squishable and filled with pulp, inside of which you will find the completely intact clown offspring. Like birds, clowns mature in the egg and come out much like their grown selves, just in a smaller form.
A famous and rare case of a clown hatching caught on camera:
What do clowns eat? Ice cream. Flavour preferences vary but serving style and consumption methods tend to stay the same. When hunger strikes, which tends to be about once every 24 hours, at least 3 scoops of ice cream stacked on top of one another in a waffle cone will be swallowed in one go, as pictured below.
Many clowns have been cut open. Their fillings can be quite varied. Some clowns are filled with chocolate pudding. Clowns that create a crunching sound when they move are filled with Nerds. The most commonly found filling is sprinkles.
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